{"product_id":"dont-touch-me-hand-creme","title":"Don't Touch Me Hand Creme","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe hand crème for people who love smooth skin but hate everyone else. Don’t Touch Me combines lightweight hydration with a delightfully antisocial attitude. Made with nourishing cocoa butter and fast-absorbing jojoba oil, this clean, vegan, and cruelty-free formula leaves hands silky AF without the greasy feel. The bright, sunny blend of island citrus delivers instant mood-lifting energy—without requiring any actual human interaction. Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, it’s a functional self-care staple wrapped in unapologetic personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhy customers love it: • Everyday hydration: Lightweight blend with jojoba oil + cocoa butter. • Non-greasy feel: Fast-absorbing, silky finish. • Uplifting scent: Island Citrus brings bright, fresh, “do not perceive me” energy. • Gift-ready packaging: Recyclable tube with luxe gold cap. • Clean beauty standards: Vegan, cruelty-free, made in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e Size: 3.4 oz \/ Tube dimensions: 2.4 x 5.75 in. • Packaging: Recyclable tube with luxe gold cap • Formula: Lightweight, fast-absorbing blend with cocoa butter + jojoba oil • Scent: Island Citrus (bright, fresh, sunny) • Made in USA: From domestic + globally sourced components • Vegan + cruelty-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67841993212038,"sku":"HC014","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2237\/1213\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-30at9.19.25AM.png?v=1793370024","url":"https:\/\/shopthereshegoes.com\/products\/dont-touch-me-hand-creme","provider":"There She Goes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}