{"product_id":"well-shit-matches","title":"Well, Shit Matches","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the moments when absolutely nothing goes according to plan. Our Well, Shit safety matches are the perfect little reminder that sometimes all you can do is laugh, light a candle, and carry on. Featuring sleek black match tips in a chic glass bottle topped with a gold lid, they’re equal parts moody, funny, and functional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eProduct Details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips • Striker on the side of the bottle \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67842041086086,"sku":"MATCH050","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2237\/1213\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-30at9.24.59AM.png?v=1793370335","url":"https:\/\/shopthereshegoes.com\/products\/well-shit-matches","provider":"There She Goes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}