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The hand crème for people who love smooth skin but hate everyone else. Don’t Touch Me combines lightweight hydration with a delightfully antisocial attitude. Made with nourishing cocoa butter and fast-absorbing jojoba oil, this clean, vegan, and cruelty-free formula leaves hands silky AF without the greasy feel. The bright, sunny blend of island citrus delivers instant mood-lifting energy—without requiring any actual human interaction. Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, it’s a functional self-care staple wrapped in unapologetic personality.
Why customers love it: • Everyday hydration: Lightweight blend with jojoba oil + cocoa butter. • Non-greasy feel: Fast-absorbing, silky finish. • Uplifting scent: Island Citrus brings bright, fresh, “do not perceive me” energy. • Gift-ready packaging: Recyclable tube with luxe gold cap. • Clean beauty standards: Vegan, cruelty-free, made in the USA.
Size: 3.4 oz / Tube dimensions: 2.4 x 5.75 in. • Packaging: Recyclable tube with luxe gold cap • Formula: Lightweight, fast-absorbing blend with cocoa butter + jojoba oil • Scent: Island Citrus (bright, fresh, sunny) • Made in USA: From domestic + globally sourced components • Vegan + cruelty-free
If you are not loving what you got, good news, you can return it. There She Goes gives you 14 days from the date of purchase to return for refund or store credit.
Your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it: unworn, tags attached, free of makeup, deodorant, stains, perfume, animal hair, etc. If you receive an Item that Is damaged, you must notify us within 3 days.
Can't make it to the store for a return? No problem, just drop in the bin on Sheila's front walk at your convenience. Make sure your name is on/in the bag.
SALE and SEASONAL ITEMS are ALWAYS considered FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange.
If you are local, return to store during store hours. There She Goes is open, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY & SATURDAY from 10 am-4 pm. Store Address: 9903 Manchester Road, St. Louis, MO 63122 *Just to the right of the entrance to Dierbergs.
If you are local and cannot make store hours, you may return to the bin on my front porch at any time convenient for you. My home is less than a mile from the store. All that is needed for the return is the customer name (you can include cell phone or email if concerned). Address is: 1118 North Drive, St. Louis, MO 63122
If the order was shipped to you, it needs to be postmarked to for shipment back to TSG by 14th day of receipt of order. Please send return shipment to: There She Goes 1118 North Drive St. Louis, MO 63122 Once a return is processed, you will receive an email receipt documenting the refund.
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