So Far So Fucked Matches

When life feels like a dumpster fire, you might as well have the matches to prove it. So Far So Fucked is the darkly funny little bottle that says what we’re all thinking. With sleek black-tipped matches inside a luxe glass vessel topped with a gold lid, it’s equal parts stylish and brutally honest. Perfect for anyone who handles chaos with a sense of humor. Best for gifting occasions: • Breakup survival kits • Dark humor holiday or birthday gifts • Roommate + coworker laughs • Just-because “life is messy” surprises Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips • Striker on the side of the bottle
$15.99
$15.99
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So Far So Fucked Matches

So Far So Fucked Matches

$15.99

So Far So Fucked Matches

$15.99

When life feels like a dumpster fire, you might as well have the matches to prove it. So Far So Fucked is the darkly funny little bottle that says what we’re all thinking. With sleek black-tipped matches inside a luxe glass vessel topped with a gold lid, it’s equal parts stylish and brutally honest. Perfect for anyone who handles chaos with a sense of humor.

Best for gifting occasions: • Breakup survival kits • Dark humor holiday or birthday gifts • Roommate + coworker laughs • Just-because “life is messy” surprises

Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips • Striker on the side of the bottle

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